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Monday, October 31, 2005

My Trick-or-Treat route 2005

This year, i went with my bro and some of his friends...
We went to sea cliff and it was tite
i saw Zach there..lol (aka Batman)
Then i got like 3KING SIZE BARS!!!
later we went into this haunted house and nobody cept me went in...it aint that scary...
but i had the best time...it was fun and now i shall go eat :)
hecka tired though...

couldnt get any good pics...there was a great pic of a wolverine but it was too dark...o wells
all the memories for myself

Halloween



HaPpY hAlLoWeEn from Lavarious and Me!

Get going: If you live in near the beach or by me...DONT READ THE FOLLOWING STUFF:

hehe...i always do a trick to the people that come looking fo candy.

Last year, my mom wouldnt let me give candy rite? so i made a sign that said "HALLOWEEN CANDY STOP" and when they came up, nobody was there...i got a bout 15 people (i was looking behind a curtain) and it was funny

This year, imma try giving out 5 M'amzing bars to the FIRST 5 ppl...the rest get pretzels...compliments of Tabitha Wong XP lmao

ya, so happy hunting and a good halloween to u :)

Saturday, October 29, 2005

My Mom= Techno Monster?!?...NOT

Why does my mom think she can stop AIM with this tool that she uses?

-If she couldnt find the "START" button when she first saw a Computer...what makes she think she can stop a tech geek like me?

Why do parents think their "all that"

comment me plz...she RELALY thinks shes "IT" girl...Clara Bow

Thursday, October 27, 2005

WOW...its Halloween already?!?!?! well, heres some tips

Hey all,

Doesnt everyone just LOVE www.lavarious.com!?!

well, if you STILL havent visited it yet, here are some of the latest things for the halloween season... i couldnt copy and paste because it wouldnt show the pictures...and BELIEVE ME!!
YOU NEED THE PICTURES

Well, here is the link for Lavarious when he had HALLOWEEN CANDY REVIEW:
http://www.lavarious.com/articles/halloween_candi.htm

This link is HILARIOUS!!! He reviews costumes:
http://www.lavarious.com/articles/costumes_article.htm

Quote of the day: Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.

Name of the day: Enid Adrink

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

WHITE SOX HAVE WON!!..and all hope is lost for Astros!!!!!!!!!!

That was the BEST game EVER! I have to say Astros put up a GREAT fight but WHITE SOX WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!WINNERS!!!GO SOX!!

I TOLD U ALL!!!

BOO YA!!!


...now back to hw :(

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

AHGGG!!! im gonna die

BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM...whas that i hear? Berhanes butt!?! AGHHH!!! The font is HUGE like berhanes butt...lol
JK JK JK JK JK JK JK

Laptops getting BIGGER!!! (like Berhane's butt!?!?)


An IDC report says wide-screen laptop sales will overtake the sales of laptops with standard-aspect displays sometime in 2006.
That's hardly news to us--I'd estimate that about half of the laptops Michelle and I have seen this year have had wide-aspect displays. And having worked on such laptops, both at work and at home, for more than a year now, I'm telling you: Wide-screen is the only way to fly, man. Yes, the movies look better in letterbox format, but it's being able to work with two (or more) windows side-by-side that really seals the deal.
Notable quote: "While IDC is expecting a larger price difference between standard-size and wide-screen notebooks in the 14-inch category, prices should even out next year as demand for wide-screen notebooks takes off and computer makers transition from 14-inch, 15-inch, and 17-inch displays to the larger sizes, [IDC analyst Richard] Shim said."
Aside from a brief mention of Samsung's 19-inch behemot., the News.com article also suggests that Dell and LG Philips could easily bring out larger laptop displays in the future. Forget about incremental boosts in processor speed, double-layer DVD burners, and memory-card readers. We want those bigger screens ASAP

Death Toll in Iraq (talk about "Wake me up when sept. ends" XP


The American military death toll in the Iraq war reached 2,000 Tuesday with the announcements of three more deaths, including an Army sergeant who died of wounds at a military hospital in Texas and two Marines killed last week in fighting west of Baghdad.
The 2,000 mark was reached amid growing doubts among the American public about the Iraq conflict, launched in March 2003 to destroy Saddam Hussein's alleged weapons of mass destruction. None was ever found.
In Washington, the U.S. Senate observed a moment of silence in honor of the fallen 2,000. "We owe them a deep debt of gratitude for their courage, for their valor, for their strength, for their commitment to our country," said Republican Majority Leader Bill Frist.
Critics of the war also acknowledged the sacrifice, even as they questioned the policies of those who lead it.
"Our armed forces are serving ably in Iraq under enormously difficult circumstances, and the policy of our government must be worthy of their sacrifice. Unfortunately, it is not, and the American people know it," said Sen. Edward Kennedy, the Massachusetts Democrat.
Sen. Robert Byrd, a veteran Democrat from West Virginia, said Americans should expect "many more losses to come."
"More than 135,000 U.S. troops remain in Iraq. They did not ask to be sent to war, but each day, they carry out their duty while risking their lives. It is only reasonable that the American people, and their elected representatives, ask more questions about what the future holds in Iraq," Byrd said.
President Bush warned the U.S. public to brace for more casualties in the fight against "as brutal an enemy as we have ever faced, unconstrained by any notion of common humanity and by the rules of warfare."
"No one should underestimate the difficulties ahead," Bush said in a speech Tuesday before the Joint Armed Forces Officers' Wives' luncheon in Washington.
As a sign of those challenges, one of Iraq's most ruthless terror groups al-Qaida in Iraq claimed responsibility for Monday's suicide attacks against hotels housing Western journalists and contractors in Baghdad, as well as suicide bombings Tuesday in northern Iraq.

Quote of the Day:

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.

Name of the Day:

Wanda Belch

Helllo...

As you may see below, i have started a new template...

It will now be as follows:

1. A news article on "technology"...such as " NANO GET SCREWED"
2. A breaking news..."such as "ROSA PARKS DIED"
3. A funny Quote
4. The Funny Name of the Day

and then whenever i feel like it, random blogs :D
thank you

Monday, October 24, 2005

Rosa Parks Dies

Civil-rights pioneer Rosa Parks has died at age 92 today.
Called "the mother of the civil rights movement," Parks' refusal to give up a seat on a Montgomery, Ala., bus to a white person in the segregated South is thought to be the beginning of the public fight for equal rights.

She was arrested and fined for violating a city ordinance, but her act of defiance began a movement that ended legal segregation in America, and made her an inspiration to millions. A massive bus boycott that lasted a little over a year put the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., a then-unknown 26-year-old, into the national spotlight for the first time.
Rosa Parks was born Rosa Louise McCauley in Tuskegee, Ala., to James McCauley, a carpenter, and Leona McCauley, a teacher, on Feb. 4, 1913. At the age of 2, she moved to her grandparents' farm in Pine Level, Ala., with her mother and younger brother, Sylvester. Parks' father, James, headed North and was rarely heard from.
"My mother taught me self-respect," Parks later recalled. "There's no law that says people have to suffer."
She was educated at home by her mother, a school teacher, until the age of 11, when her family moved back to Montgomery and Parks enrolled in the Montgomery Industrial School for Girls, an all-black private school. Parks performed janitorial work in exchange for tuition.
At 19, she met and married barber Raymond Parks. He was 10 years her senior and a passionate civil rights activist. In her first autobiography, "Rosa Parks: My Story," she recalled what had impressed her the most about Raymond: "He didn't seem to have that meek attitude — what we called an 'Uncle Tom' attitude — toward white people." Articulate and bold, though with little formal education, it was he who encouraged her to complete her high school education at age 21.

iPod Nano gets SCREWED

Read below before you buy YOUR iPod Nano.

Apple Computer Inc. faced a lawsuit that alleged the company knew its nano portable music player was defective but still decided to press on with the product's release last month.
The credit card-sized nano, which replaced the best-selling iPod mini and is smaller than the traditional iPod, met with rave reviews. But users quickly started grumbling on Internet message boards that the device's screen scratches too easily.
Consumers have filed a proposed class action lawsuit in San Jose, California on Wednesday, claiming the nano scratched "excessively during normal usage" and alleged Apple released the product knowing the problems and led consumers to believe it was durable—forcing them to shoulder the cost of replacing defective music players.
The complaint blamed the nano's defectiveness on the film of plastic resin that covers it to protect it from damage. Previous versions of the iPod were coated with thicker and stronger resin, the suit said.
"Rather than admit the design flaw when consumers began to express widespread complaints ... Apple concealed the defect and advised class members that they would need to purchase additional equipment to prevent the screen from scratching excessively," the complaint said.
A spokesman for Apple, whose main offices are in Cupertino, California, could not be reached for comment.
Sales of iPods account for nearly a third of Apple's total sales, and the company has a share of about 75 percent of the U.S. market for all MP3 players. The company's shares, which have soared thanks to overwhelming demand for iPods, hit a new 52-week high of $56.98 on Friday.
Apple admitted in late September that some iPod nano screens cracked too easily, but blamed that separate issue on vendor quality problems and said it had occurred in less than one-tenth of 1 percent of the nanos sold at that point.
The plaintiff named in the California lawsuit, Jason Tomczak, bought a nano in September that he said quickly became so scratched he could not view the screen. Apple replaced that device because of a battery problem, but the complaint said the replacement nano also became so scratched that Tomczak decided to return it.
The lawsuit will require a judge to grant it class action status. Because Tomczak and other complainants were required to pay a $25 fee to return the nano, the suit seeks the return of those fees along with the device's original cost and several other forms of damages.
The suit, filed by law firm Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro LLP, said Apple has "failed to remedy the problem in any meaningful way" and claimed Apple deleted postings on its Web site that relate to the scratching problem.


now, on to the REAL blog...
Funny Name of the Day: Colonel O. Korn...(remmeber colonel is "kernel" when oral spoken.
Today in History: 1930: John Wayne debuts in his first starring role

Saturday, October 22, 2005

JLSA---Junior Lifeguard Swimming Aide

OMG OMG!!!

79* is REALLY COLD IF YOU HAVE TO GO IN WITH YOUR WHOLE BODY!!!
i was F-R-E-E-Z-I-N-G.!!!!!!
and the worst part...i don get paid XP
i get volunteer hours XP

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Whoever is bored???

go to www.lavarious.com
IT is the BEST SITE!! CHECK THE TELEMARKETER PRANKS!!!

Solicitor call

Whatever fake names u use to play with them: I use HARRY JOHNSON....
NOBODY TAKE THAT FROM ME....
i used it yesterday and i played this tele for 1/2 and hour!!!!

VOTE ARTHUR LAU!!!

VOTE ARTHUR LAU!!!!---or he'll punch you....JK JK!!
But c'mon ppls, he really DOES have more experience than zach or joe or tim (no offense to ya guys...
Just remember ppl...A is for ARTHUR!!!!

Monday, October 17, 2005

People P.C.........C=CRAP!!

HAHA, i just got a free trial from people PC...i just love there commericals...i like the blue guy




It says no credit card required...im still not gonna sign up./..










With Web Accelerator, u can go that fast in 8 seconds? wow, i cna do that with comcast in like 3 seconds :-D

Saturday, October 15, 2005

DUDE!!!! ARTHUR

Art,

chill....i hope what it says is really "NO OFFENSE" and i just hope u were high....or hyper

For anyone out there....if u dare make a offenseive comment, it will be deleted immediately...

Thank you,
Blog Admin. AKA...me

Thursday, October 13, 2005

If I missed ur birthday...

If i forgot to give ur birthday a BLOG for my site, remind me with a comment...:-D

I found out...

With Adsense, i can use the BULK EMAIL and WEB HOSTING to make MORE MONEY...:-D

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Recorders


First day of recorders....

I get the largest recorder...*sigh*

Compare: soprano vs. Tenor

Monday, October 10, 2005

Zion WIN 2nd Place

Excellent game girls....PIZZA PARTY SOMETIME THIS WEEK...i think...:-P

LovEm34mE53: do u think im fat..
I cant believe someone would actually ask me a Q like that....it burns my eyes

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Zion DEF. Zion Piedmont

The boys were hard. It was a scary game b/c of their serves and things. but WE WON!!!
The girls won also by a BIG margin i think i heard

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Zion DEF. Grace...as usual XP




well...it was a easy game...but we sorta screwed up. We took it tooo easy...o well...another win...that brings us to 4:2 :-D


Another pathetic loss for grace...i dink it was 25:13

Monday, October 03, 2005

BeRhAnE!?!?!?!?!?

I cant believe you left us.... o well

what a sore loser...

Saturday, October 01, 2005

TOURNEY HIGHLIGHTS!!! Zion DEF. Bethelhem, OSL B, Napa!!!

DUDE!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOL!!!! well, here we go...:-)


k, i woke up at 6:20. Arturro came at 7:00 and we went. I arrived at there about 8:10, we started playing and then....we played Bethlehem. Hey, i have to give credit to these guys, they came from Nevada. But we still beat them, BADLY...25:6!?!....:] check out the directions, 4 hours?!? i don think my ipod can last this long :P http://maps.google.com/. Then we rested one game and played OSL B team. It was the fifth and sixth and we beat them pretty badly. 25:10. Then we had a break. We played Piedmont A and lost. :[ Well, it was close...PLUS they had this HUGE tall guy...its like Zach Morton x 3!!! He did jump serves, it was crazy. They spiked perfect. Then we came in fourth and we played in the gym against Napa...NOBODY wanted to go home, and i have to say that they put up a G-R-E-A-T FIGHT...25-23....usually u say "good game" but we really meant it. They put up a GREAT fight. Then we played POP. We sucked and lost like 15-25. So sad, then we played OSLS A. They KILLED us. But we got fourth and we got a TROPHY!!!
Besides, mrs. M said "u guys couldnt make me more proud!!!" and "You guys have played the BEST in the season!!!" and :P "whats this number kevin???" AND "YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My Point: I MADE ALMOST ALLLLLLLL OF MY SERVES IN...!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!