Captain Update

My life is rated Y7.
What is your life rated?
Soon to come...THE CAPTAINS CHRISTMAS WISHLIST!
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Not much here, its just hecka cold... >.< 23 ="D">

Jonathan ___?!? wow, haha

haha, soooo weird
i don even know this guy and i googled "Jonathan ___" (cant give out last name) ;-)
look

tell me if u see any resemblence haha

--The Captain

Go here for your love life quiz

http://www.ukee.com/lq/quiz.php?u=21111gwadpussaw&dom=moc.liamg
This will help you to find out who u like and what u like about them...i scored a 10/10

HOLY MOLY!!! SECOND IQ TEST WITH A SCORE OF 144!!!!!!!

OMG
Congratulations, Jonathan!Your IQ score is 144

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Your Monster Profile

Evil Strangler You Feast On: Lasanga You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars You Especially Like to Torment: Priests

What's" Your Monster Name?

You Are 17 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger.You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause.You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you!A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What's" Your Blogging Personality?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational.You are also giving and kind - a great friend.You are easy going and trusting.However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Undertaker and Blog thingys...=D

I found out that I could have the Undertaker's Eyes...

^^ this is meh...

This is the Undertaker...












Another Weird Talent by the Captain...=D

Your Birthdate: November 12

You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship. Your strength: Your charm Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics Your power color: Indigo Your power symbol: Four leaf clover Your power month: December

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

THAS RIGHT HOMIE!! =)

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

BOO YA!!!! =P

Your Kissing Purity Score: 69% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

Kissing Purity Test

Your Observation Skills Get A B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

Your Personality Profile

You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive. A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.You are good natured and people enjoy your company.You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

You Know a Lot About Blogging

You got 5/8 correct! Your not a total blogging geek yet... give it time.

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

Your Mood Ring is Orange

Stimulating ideasDaringFull of desires

Mood Ring Generator

Your Hidden Talent

You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.

What's" Your Hidden Talent?

IQ TEST AND SUPER IQ TEST

ok, so what, my IQ was 121, doesnt mean u guys can laugh...XP
well, imma WORD WARRIOR, which means im a warrior! wOOt!!
o yea, now for meh EQ test
JOnathan, Great Adventures tickle you pink

Try anything once is your motto — and that covers everything from exotic foods to fashion trends. Sure, you've got a wild side that might make you want to do crazy things like climb mountains or dance around the house in your pajamas. But that's what makes you so much fun.

Your sense of adventure makes you a little unpredictable, but you can also be the go-to gal when people need a break from the ordinary. You make everything special. Always on the lookout for the next best thing, you're even happier if you're the first to try it. Keep it up, wild thing.




wow, next comes SUPER IQ TEST...this one was HARD...
JOnathan, your Super IQ score is 94

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.The way you think about things makes you a Linguistic Architect. This means you are brilliant when it comes to language and words. You are also very good at understanding things on an abstract level. You are at your best when you put those two skills together to communicate new ideas and see how they fit into different contexts. You understand math and science on a gut level, even if the equations and science don't come as easily. You can use these skills to be a great communicator or to create a masterpiece.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Linguistic Architect? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Linguistic Architect. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities., yo u hear that?
im special yo

after braggin for a bit, read this convo..haha

J 1s for JON: haha
J 1s for JON: my IQ=121
J 1s for JON: BEAT THAT SUCKA!
LiTtLe BLuE MiNT: .....?
LiTtLe BLuE MiNT: of course i'll beat it
J 1s for JON: haha
J 1s for JON: w.e
LiTtLe BLuE MiNT: my IQ-
LiTtLe BLuE MiNT: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
J 1s for JON: ahha
LiTtLe BLuE MiNT: oh yea, thats way more than 121

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! TO ME!!

WOW, what a way to celebrate my birthday....waking up at 11:40 :-)
ooo...n doing my SH essay and finding my biography and doing homework is REALLY fun...XP
but its my b-day
anyone up for a movie? comment me so we can go :P

Yo Momma...so fat...

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge tooYo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingYo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover herYo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the familyYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her throughYo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the waterYo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teethYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite picturesYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Feeling down in the dumps...again

imma do another poem by me, fo meh...

There she sits so helplessJust waiting for that special dayThe day she set asideWhen she'll take her life awayUp until that dayShe'll screw her life up moreTaking all the drugsAnd cutting like beforeStories of her messed up lifeAre written on her skinKeeping count of all the timesThe knife just tends to winScarlet scars upon her wristsTell of all the timesShe tried to go but somethingStopped her suicidal crimesHer blood shot eyes tell of allThe countless times she's criedShe has no more tears to crySo her end she will decideAs that day comes aroundWhen her 'precious' life she'll takeShe'll bring up all the pain insideAnd one more cut she'll makeNever will she stop to thinkOf all the people she will missYou can call it 'ignorance'But ignorance is blissAs she starts to think aboutThe story of her lifeShe wants to end if fasterJust to end all her strifeShe curls up in the cornerAnd she begins to cryAll the while voices whisperJust f u c k ing go and dieMascara tears leak from her eyesAnd stain her pale, white faceTrailing down her satin cheeksDepression's line they traceShe sinks her nails down in her armAs she begins to shakeSubstituting physical painFor the pain from her heart acheAs she slowly falls apartShe starts to crave her bladeShe takes it out and wastes no timeTo add to the cuts she's madeShe drags the blade along her skinAs she watches the blood pour outShe feels control run through her bodyAnd the voices cease to shoutShe puts away her razor bladeWith no sign of regretShe knows that she will do it againFor the pain she can't forgetAs she starts to breathe againAnd her shaking finally stopsHer weak and fragile body goesTo her bed and dropsHer eyes begin to slowly closeAs she thinks about that dayWhere all her struggles end as soonAs she takes her life away

ATTENTION ALL

hey,

for those not in ZYPB, we will have another chapel service this coming week... :D
Vocals: tim, natalie, wesley, n someone else
well, that sux, no steph to help meh with audio...arggg
video:lauren
Band manager: Sarah Heller

Special thanks to Mr. Lindow

hope ya guys enjoy my prelude and after chapel music:
Before Chapel: Here I am to Worship
After Chapel: Switchfoot- Meant to Live

Grief and Sadness

Sadness, grief and sorrow are emotions we all experience. Poets and writers have long realized how expressing your emotions with words can help in dealing with the pain. To give words to your deepest feelings, to shape your most painful emotions into verse, to release the pain locked in your heart; this is the true power of the poem.

I feel..."down in the dumps" hehe

In your times of deep despair,Do you feel there is no hope?As the darkness closes in on you,Do you feel you cannot cope?
As you struggle on through every trial,Do you say "When will it end"?As you cry yourself to sleep at night,Do you wish you had a friend?
When your body's racked with aches and pains,Do you feel you are alone?When you think about the future,Do you fear the great unknown?
There is someone who really cares,And He hears your every cry.His arms are reaching out to you,And on Him you can rely.
When things close in around you,He sees your fear and doubt -He wants to hold you in His arms,And He will never cast you out.
As you stumble through the darkness,He will be your guiding light.He wants to wipe away your tears,For you are precious in His sight.
Reach out right now to Jesus,And let Him take complete control -He'll take that heavy burden,And He'll touch and make you whole.
He's reaching out His arms to you,And He wants to be your friend.Let Him take you in His loving arms,For His love will never end.

This or That and 180 QUESTIONS AND what i look for in a girl!!

l- ThIs Er ThAt -l
:: Ben or Matt :::	huh
:: Orlando or Johnny :::	none
:: Spice Girls or Dream :::	none
:: Pepsi or Coke :::	coke
:: Blonde or Brunette :::	none
:: Blue eyes or Brown eyes :::	brown
:: Vanilla or Chocolate :::	vanilla
:: Dogs or Cats :::	dogs!!!!
:: Christina or Brittany :::	none
:: Lip-stick or Lip-gloss :::	no thanks
:: Rock or Rap :::	rap
:: Ghetto or Gangsta :::	ghetto
:: Pink or Purple :::	hmmmm...pink
:: Gloria Jeans or Starbucks :::	starbucks
:: Tv or Computer :::	computer!!
:: CDs or Radio :::	er... iPod?!
:: Spanish or French :::	spanish
:: Brad Pitt or Paul Walker :::	none
:: Basketball or Volleyball :::	v-ball
:: Apples or Oranges :::	apple
:: 1/2 Full or 1/2 Empty :::	full
:: Morning or Night :::	night! PARTY!!
:: Chicken or Turkey :::	chicken
:: Salmon or Tuna :::	tuna?
:: Poser or Poseur :::	wtf
:: Freedom or Stability :::	freedom
:: Cheese It or Cheese Nips :::	its
:: Birds or Bees :::	birds...agg...beephobia lmao
:: Rollercoasters or Waterrides :::	water rides!! BOO YA!!
:: AOL or MSN :::	AIM?!? hehe
:: Drugs or Liquor :::	liquor
:: Gold or Silver :::	gold
:: This or That :::	none hehe
:: Nike or Adidas :::	nike
:: 80s or 90s :::	both
:: Preschool or Kindergarden :::	preschool-io :)
:: Cubed or Crushed :::	crushed
:: VH1 or MTV :::	MTV
:: Truth or Dare :::	dare!!
:: Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings :::	potter
:: Pen or Pencil :::	pen
:: PC or Mac :::	i wish MAC
:: Peppermint or Spearment :::	none eww
:: East Coast or West Coast :::	WEST ROCKS!
:: North or South :::	hmm...SOUTH=SUN
:: Pedicure or Manicure :::	none
:: Taget or Kmart :::	target
:: Jewel or Dominicks :::	wtf
:: Top or Bottom :::	top
:: Hug or Kiss :::	kiss :)
:: Forks or Spoons :::	spoon
:: Cubs or Sox :::	SOX
:: Cake or Pie :::	pie
:: Rain or Snow :::	snow
:: Fall or Autum :::	fall
:: Winter or Summer :::	summer!! *tan*
:: Swim or Float :::	SWIM!
:: Walk or Run :::	RUN!
:: Beach or Mountains :::	beach
:: City or Suburbs :::	city
:: Love or Lust :::	love
:: Carmel or Car-a-mel :::	none
:: Stars or Moons :::	stars
:: N*sync or BSB :::	none
:: Car or Truck :::	car
:: 7th Heaven or Everwood :::	none
:: VHS or DVD :::	DVD
:: Skip-it or Hopscotch :::	hop
:: Fish or Birds :::	birds
:: Shoes or Sandals :::	shoes
:: Cough or Sneeze :::	cough
:: Bath or Shower :::	bath...hot water also
:: Stairs or Evevator :::	elevator
:: Yes or No :::	yes
:: Jelly-filled or Cream-filled :::	cream
:: Loud or Soft :::	louD!
:: Sister or Brother :::	sister plz
:: Michael Jordan or Dennis Rodman :::	none
:: Nick or Disney :::	NICK!
:: Fun or Boring :::	fun totally
Take this survey Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d\ 180 QUESTIONS! LONG! I PROMISE I DIDNT TYPE ANY QUESTIONS IN CAPSLOCK haha take the quiz please =) The Basics Name?: Jon age?: 12 birthday?: nov where were you born?: fran where do you live now?: fran hair color?: black eye color?: brown would you ever dye your hair?: ya, green? height?: 5"6 were you ever in a school play?: yes if no, because you were too shy?: play sports?: yes which?: v-ball, swim favorite subject in school?: sci take a language? which?: spanish are you in honors classes?: recorders? haha do teachers like you?: sometimes what do you wear on a regular day?: uniform favorite food?: don know ever collect wacky packages?: no DoEs It BoThEr YoO WhEn PeEpLe TaWk LyK DiS?: yes have a lot of friends?: yea how many would you trust with your life: bout 20 one thing you wish people understood: im not gay..:D bush fan?: no are you one of those people people who happen to be gay are ruining america: no do you watch "friends"?: no which "friend" are u most like?: no favorite season?: no if you could live in any state it would be..: flordia do you read on your own free will?: no whats your favorite book: none what kind of music do you like?: rap ever like the spice girls?: no believe in good luck?: yes or bad luck?: no believe in god?: yes ever actually have an imaginary friend?: yea ever meet somebody in like a chatroom online and become friends with them?: ya, why not? ever experienced deja vous?: yea ever said "wow its a small world"?: ya ever have a near death experience?: ya have any siblings?: ya do they look like you?: no ever think, "wow ronkonkama is a fun word to say"?: wtf ever get stung by a jellyfish?: no if so, did anybody at the time suggest that you pee on yourself?: did you ever watch "whose line is it anyway": TOTALLY!! whos your favorite person on that show, or comedian in general?: RYAN!! do you watch reality tv?: yes do you like mtv and fuse and such?: yes your only allowed to watch one channel on television. name that channel.: WWE ever do something despite the fact people might make fun of you?: ya are you a "rollercoaster person"?: ya go on the computer all the time?: ya favorite cd?: none do you like the song "piano man" by billy joel?: no ever been in a different country?: ya whats your favorite store?: none do you often not know what day of the week it is during summer?: sometimes ever ran away from home?: no favorite animal?: dog favorite disney movie?: none what character from any movie or show can u relate yourself to: jimmy neutron ever broken the law?: no smoke or drink?: no ever go to a tanning salan, despite how bad it is for you?: no do u blowdry or airdry your hair?: air favorite soda?: sprite ever go to las vegas? want to?: ya grand canyan: an amazing thing, or jsut a hole in the ground: none could you name all 5 senses in less than 10 seconds? try it before u asnwer: yes do you insist that your "blonde at heart": no ever try to make a cartoon on "windows movie maker": no supersitiious?: no a really small, but cozy and comfortable room, or a huge empty room?: small spend a day seeing a broadway play with your family, or tv with friends?: tv do you watch a sickening amount of tv?: no go to sleep with your tv on?: no get scared easily?: no did you see "The Village"?: no did it make you want to cry because it was so bad?: no ever count how many people signed your yearbook?: nah are you known by most if not all the people in your grade?: ya would you consider yourself an overall happy person?: ya regret anything?: sometimes be jealous if your friend had a boyfriend for a long time?: nah is it easier to be friends with girls or guys?: both do you have film that uve needed to get developed for over a year: no would you ever swim with dolphins?: ya like harry potter?: ya lord of the rings?: no would you rather go camping or on a cruise?: cruise! afraid to fly?: no stubborn?: no do you like to debate with people: ya would you admit your wrong, when you know that you are?: mayb would you buy something that youve never seen anybody else you know wear?: ya could you see yourself being on survivor?: ya what about jerry springer?: no witty enough to be on whose line is it anyway?: yes american idol?: yes are you skilled with computers?: totally which would you take: art, computers, theature, science club, mathletes: theathure and comp online do you say "lol" ot "haha": ya, cept hehe when you say "lol" outloud do you say "l-o-l" or actually say "lol": both what about brb? b-r-b? or "berb": both ever make something out of clay?: ya favorite holiday?: christmas favorite number?: 3 what color is your toothbrush?: don know if you had to put a theme to your room what would it be: green do you sleep late or get up early?: get up go to bed late or go to sleep early?: bed late believe in good luck charms?: no favorite time of day?: none best friend?: arthur are the two of you a lot alike, or extremely different: alike do bugs bother you?: no have a cell phone?: no ever go to that website to see if your number spells anything?: no do you walk around town a lot?: no have friends in other grades?: ya do people go to you for advice?: sometimes what is the number one compliment you get most?: do nknow do you make a lot of typos when your talking online?: ya ever read a book by daniel handler? which? if not, do so: no are you closer to your mother or father?: mother favorite actor?: don know favorite actress?: don know favorite teacher in school?: Mr. Lueck :( if you were in a show like survivor, what would u be useful for?: none were u voted out because ur compeition, ur not useful, or ur not friendly: none do you get motion sickness?: no favorite saying?: u a lusa, fatty! did/do you go to a summer camp?: ya was it sleepaway?: no move your left arm around. whats the most interesting thing you touched: the keyboard? take out the closest book to you. write down the first 8 words on page 59: no page 59 :-D whats in your mouth right now?: spit? on your mousepad?: dust? currently hungry or thirsty?: hungry what was the last thing you ate?: er... cantolope do you like shows like boy meets world and lizzie mcguire?: none or are you more of a "real world" person?: no are you outgoing? or more shy: OUTGOING! are you a clean person when it comes to your room?: ya do you shower daily?: who don? when you look at your room, whats the first color you see: don know whats your favorite physical feature on yourself?: depends honestly, do looks matter to you when it comes to guys/girls?: ya totally are you gullbile?: no where is the perfect first kiss?: at night, no parents around if you were to make a movie, would it be ation thriller comedy chickflick..: comedy do you tan burn or freckle?: wtf are u overall happy with your physical appearance?: ya do you write in pen or pencil?: pen do you like school?: yes do you have a journal?: this is my journal do you currently know a secret about soembody else?: ya are you known to gossip?: no do you like the beach?: ya do you like to play cards?: ya did you ever hear of the card game mao? if so do you know how to play?: no do you have people on your buddy list who u dont talk to?: about 15 if you said yes to that question, are you aware its borderline stalking?: ? do you drink 7 glasses of water a day?: no do you like the brady bunch?: NO have you ever been out of state?: yes whats your favorite movie?: none whos your loudest friend?: er...don know shyest?: i think thas chris :) or kev wittiest?: none most boy-crazy?: don know prettiest?: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ one who would most likely get angry or upset?: er...none one who is easiest to make fun of?: gaven or j w lmao THE LAST QUESTION at any point in this survey did you think"wow this survey is really stupid": yes, can i go?hehe Take this survey Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

qualities you want in a girl
What you prefer in a girl...
what's the first thing you look for?:	face
whats ur bigest turn on?:	face
turn off?:	none
blondes/brunettes?:	none
what stereotype?:	prep, kinda
cute or sexy?:	cute
quiet or outgoing?:	quiet/outgoing
easy or hard to get?:	easy
good kisser/good at other stuff ;):	both
athletic/girly girl:	both
body type:	athletic
eyes:	brown
long/short hair:	not bald
short/tall:	medium
short dating relationship/ long serious one:	long
virgins/experienced girls:	virgins...duh
boobs/butt:	both hehe
looks/personality:	person.
younger/older:	young
any other random thoughts?:	none
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My Kewl Survey
one place...
youve been to:	Bermuda..o yea
want to go to:	Hawaii again
been to in the last month:	my home
been to in the last year:	Bermuda
the person who...
kissed u first:	:0
you kissed first:	:0
makes u laff most:	hmm...arthur haha
makes u cry most:	ummm....no one
hurts u most:	tim haha
you love:	_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (by the way, not a real name) haha
the friend who...
cheers you up:	arthur
is always there 4 u:	arthur
you are going to be friends with forever:	prob arthur
knows everything about u:	i don know
you share everything with:	you share SOME things with arthur
you tell everything to:	no one
makes u happy:	arthur haha
famous person...
hottest =P:	_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (again, not real)
sluttiest haha:	er....don know
youve met/talked to:	jackie chan...seriously!!
you like best:	me
have you ever...
streaked:	ya
bitch slapped someone:	ya
yelled at a teacher:	no
failed a class:	no
Take this survey Find more surveys ~*~My Kewl Survey!!!~*~ About You... How old are you?: 12 How many people have you dated?: none What's your full name?: Jonathan _____ Tso Do you live in a house?: yesh Have any pets?: if u count a fish If so, how many?: 1 Do you have any siblings?: yes... Which Do You Like Better? Moon/Stars: moon Girls/Boys: girls Horse/Dog: dog Singing/Dancing: dance Loud/Quiet: loud Truck/Car: car Couch/Bed: bed Are You... Tough?: sometimes Sensitive?: ya...to others.. Smart?: sort of A Pothead?: wtf Alcoholic?: no A Fighter?: sometimes A Lover?: yes Favorites... Song?: don know Animal?: dog Type Of Music?: rock Movie?: don know What Do You Think Of Me? Do I seem kewl?: no Annoying?: yes Smart?: no Ok I'll Let You Go Now... But One Last Thing, Do You Like Mashed Potatoes?: YES!! Take this survey Find more surveys What's Your Brand? Shampoo: L'oreal? Conditioner: L'oreal? Body wash/soap: dove Toothpaste: crest Hairspray: no Gel: Dep Jeans: levi Computer: Hp Toothbrush: don know Gum: juicy fruit! Shoes: nike Soup: corn and egg..yummy Cheese: eww Perfume/Cologne: tag Laundry Soap: i don kno! Take this survey Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d You've been totally Bzoink*d The Random-est Survey * Those over-worked, under-payed questions * Name?: Jonathan Age?: 12 Single or Taken?: single If single, WHY are you single?: soon will be taken..hehe If taken, by who?: Would You Rather... * Eat 10 worms *or* Jump off a 10 story high building?: jump baby! Be shot and killed *or* be stabbed 67 times and live?: shot...easy death... Date a hottie whos a asshole *or* a "loser" who is sweet?: loser whos sweet :) Weight 300 pounds *or* weigh 56 and die from starvation?: 300 better than dying Join a cult *or* Join a gang: gang Shave your head *or* shave off both of ur eyebrows: head!...no eyebrows, stay with me!! What would you do if a ... * wild animal attacked you?: run? you boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you?: block her...or dont talk to them for a while if your crackhead neighbors through a allnight party?: throw a BIGGER one the police came to your house when you are stoned?: i don kno a gorilla smashed through your bedroom window at 2 AM?: haha..what is this? Time to Tell the Truth...about your FRIENDS! * Do you have friends that the hott guys/girls call "ugly"?: ya Are you afraid to be seen with your "ugly friends": sometimes :) Which one of your friends has bad breath?: derek..hehe jp Which one has crooked teeth?: kevin How bout greasy hair?: no one.. Which friend thinks all the guys/girls want her/him but actually they dont?: jon wong..the pimp Which friend would you NEVER take home to meet your parents?: i don know Whose the total slut in your school?: well, she left...haha jp Do you like...* little animals?: yes knives?: sometimes cottage cheese?: no Older men?: no!!! Older women?: sometimes..ever heard of g-ma? playing with fire?: sometimes how bout guns? do you like guns?: sometimes your mom?: sometimes your dad?: sometimes your mom's car?: yea! your dad's car?: no people who like to play with fire?: ya chocolate?: ya horror movies?: ya drugs?: no vodka?: sometiems Who would you rather kill? George Bush *or* your mom?: george,...by a landslide Britney Spears *or* your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: my ex...not that i have one yet Hilary Duff *or* Hilary Clinton: duff Chad Murray *or* James Lafferty: don know them Ashton Kutcher *or* Demi Moore: demi Entire Linkin Park (band) *or* Entire Hoobastank (Band): agg...so hard to decide!!! And ... Your Favorites * Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink: soda Favorite Alcoholic Drink: vodka Favorite Person to drink alchohol with: i don have one! Favrotie person to get high with: er..tim? favorite animal: dog color: green hair color: black celebrity: don know number: les see...3 class: 4th...mr klein friend: Arthur Survey?!!: don know Take this survey Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d .*Questionz*. Your name: Jon Finish These Sentences I love: dogs I hate: anti-social ppl I hear: myself Peter Piper: is dumb Jenny: from the block? lmao The Last Thing you touched: my keyboard Person you saw: my mom? Person who called: solicitor!! Person you kissed: tu madre Thing you did with friends: laugh? Person you thought of: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Person you fell in love with: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ Take this survey Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d You've been totally Bzoink*d

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Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK] You are Super-Cool! Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here. Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Jon
Birthday:	11/12/05
Birthplace:	fran
Current Location:	fran
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	black
Height:	5"6 last time i check
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	asian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	nike
Your Weakness:	girls...mayb XP
Your Fears:	clowns :P, non-social ppl
Your Perfect Pizza:	pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	distinguished honor
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	LOL, lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up:	im alive?
Your Best Physical Feature:	body
Your Bedtime:	when im sleepy >.<
Your Most Missed Memory:	believing in santa claus..haah
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
McDonalds or Burger King:	mc dees!
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilaa
Cappuccino or Coffee:	coffee
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	sometimes
Do you Sing:	sort of
Do you Shower Daily:	ya
Have you Been in Love:	ya
Do you want to go to College:	ya
Do you want to get Married:	ya
Do you belive in yourself:	umm...sure?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	i don know
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	no
Do you play an Instrument:	guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	vodka? lil bit
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes...to get my video
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	i wish XP
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	tease=???
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	if u count gum?
How do you want to Die:	peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	scientist
What country would you most like to Visit:	er...
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color:	blonde or black
Short or Long Hair:	middle
Height:	shorter than me
Weight:	bout 100
Best Clothing Style:	jeans, skirts
Number of Drugs I have taken:	0
Number of CDs I own:	bout 20
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	nothing
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